Calling myself names and slapping my face

Hello, it's Christian again and every time you see me you know my master has a new challenge for me.

He got a little creative, a little.

His challenge for me this time is to call me ten names like I am XXX

and then slap me in the face myself like this is a hand, this is a face, like this more or less.

And yeah, he gave me five names I should mention and he said like "Okay, think about five more"